Description
xFor the Coffee Addict Who’s “Dead Inside But Caffeinated” (Dark Humor Edition)!
If you’ve ever felt “dead inside” but rely on caffeine to power through — this mug is your spirit animal. Featuring a skeleton (rocking a bun and sunglasses) holding a coffee cup, paired with the blunt text “DEAD INSIDE BUT CAFFEINATED,” it’s the perfect way to joke about your love-hate relationship with mornings… and coffee.
The gothic-inspired skeleton design (accented with delicate florals) blends dark humor with relatable energy, making it ideal for coffee addicts, dark humor lovers, or anyone who needs a laugh about “needing caffeine to function.” Sip your coffee/tea and own the “dead inside but caffeinated” mood — because honesty (and laughs) matter.
Why This Mug Resonates with Coffee & Dark Humor Lovers in North America & Europe:
- Relatable Dark Humor: Perfect for anyone who jokes they’re “dead inside” until they’ve had their coffee — the skeleton design amps up the humor.
- Gothic + Playful Aesthetic: The skeleton with a bun, sunglasses, and floral details appeal to goth style fans and those who love edgy, witty decor.
- Ideal Gift for Caffeine Addicts: A hit for birthdays, Halloween, or as a “just because” gift for friends who definitely need coffee to feel alive.
- Durable Ceramic Build: Made to withstand daily use — because coffee addicts need mugs that keep up with their caffeine routine (and dark humor vibes).
Embrace the “dead inside but caffeinated” energy with every sip! Whether you’re a coffee obsessive, a dark humor enthusiast, or just need a laugh about morning fatigue, this mug turns caffeine dependence into a stylish, snarky statement.
Note: Expect chuckles from fellow coffee lovers who’ll instantly relate to the “dead inside until caffeinated” mood.
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Shipping & Return
xReturns Policy
You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).
If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the "Complete Orders" link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.
Shipping
We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.
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Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. The weight of any such item can be found on its detail page. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.
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